Hank: MAMA! WE FORGOT ABOUT MY SEA MONKEYS! Pai is gone (out of town for a conference) and WE FORGOT ABOUT MY SEA MONKEYS!
Me: (whispers) Shit.
Hank: That is better. We have to move on to the next step in the experiment OR MY SEA MONKEYS WILL DIE AND WE CANNOT LET MY SEA MONKEYS DIE. I can see them in my lupa (magnifying glass). They are swimming.
Me: Bring me your experiment literature.
Hank: Ok. (returns with box)
Me: (facepalm. instructions in Portuguese) Ok. We are going to work through this crisis together: you, me and my dictionary. WE WILL SAVE THOSE SEA MONKEYS.
Hank: Thank you, my mama. These Sea Monkeys need me. I am like their dad. I woke them up. I have to take care of them.
Me: We will do our best for them. Now. Lets get started. What have you already done so far? Fill me in as I am joining team Sea Monkey mid-experiment.
*no sea monkeys were hurt in writing this post.