Hank: (getting close, then pulls back) But don’t kiss me it will leave a mark. (smells) You look beautiful.
Me: Thanks, buddy.
Hank: Why do ladies wear maquilhagem (make-up)?
Me: To make what is already beautiful brighter. It is like when you color a picture I drew. The picture was already wonderful on it’s own, but when you add color it makes certain things stand out in a way they didn’t before. That is why ladies wear make-up.
Hank: And actors and dancers and rock stars, too. Both boys and girl rock stars wear make-up.
Me: Yup… On dudes it’s called guy-liner. All worn for the same reason.
Hank: It is all art and drawing and nice.
Me: Totally annnnnnnd you better start running because I have the urge to leave some of this lipstick on your cheek.