Hank: And someday I will get married and my sister will get married too, but not at the same time because I am older.
Pai: When you meet your person, yes.
Me: And if you choose to elope instead of having a fancy wedding I will pay for your flight anywhere in the world, but if you and your person choose to have a wedding I request double cake: two pieces. I only go to weddings for cake and the bit in the beginning about love.
Hank: I don’t know about the cake. Maybe I will have a fancy cake like on the cake shows or maybe I will make my own cake.
Pai: Maybe you will be a cake baker when you grow up.
Hank: Or maybe I will have cupcakes or little mini cakes for everyone OR maybe my person will not like cake.
Me: (spontaneous dinner karaoke. singing in my spoon.)
Sometimes I’m right and I can be wrong
My own beliefs are in my song
The butcher, THE BAKER, the drummer and then
Makes no difference what group I’m in
I am everyday people, yeah, yeah
There is a blue one
Who can’t accept the green one
For living with a fat one
Trying to be a skinny one
For different folks
And so on and so on
And scooby dooby dooby
Oh sha sha
Pai: What is that song?
Hank: You made that up.
Me: NO WAY!
Pai: She just forgot the words at the end.
Me: Y’all don’t know! I forgot NOTHING! I forgive you because you are six and you European, but I nailed that song accept I changed the bit about the baker which should have been banker.
Hank: I like that song. (wiggling, singing) Scooby dooby dooby!
Pai: (googling) I have to hear this for myself.
Me: What would you boys do with out me? (singing) We’ve got to live together!
Hank: (singing) Scooby dooby dooby!
(Dinner then temporarily interrupted for a Everyday People dance party)