Upside-Down World


Me: Good morning, Chicken.

Hank: Good morning, my mama.

Me: (sipping my coffee)

Hank: Mama? I am feeling breakfast-ie.

Me: Well that is better then feeling dinner-ie since it is 8 in the morning.  If you had dinner for breakfast and breakfast for dinner we would be living in an upside-down world.

Hank: (giggling)

Me: And we would wear pants on our arms and shirts on our legs.

Hank: And… Hats on our feet and shoes on our heads.

Me: And…

Hank: What?

Me: (whispering) I am trying to imagine what we would do about cuecas (underwear).

Hank: Oh. We would wear those inside-out.

Me: Whoosh!  That is a relief.

Hank: You’re welcome. Now, back to breakfast.