Me: Alfredo? Do you need help?
Me: (rushing over) What is it?
Pai: (holding out a joyous baby with a large seeping pool of shit leaking out her tights) It’s all over me.
Me: It’s a crap-tastrophe.
Hank: (positively purple with laughter)
Pai: I will find that funny in about five minutes. (sulking off to change)
Me: (generously going to change the baby, giggling)
Hank: Crap-tastrophe!!!! (near seconds from passing from hysteria)