About to start the car


Pai: Alright, I have something very important to say.

Hank: I’m listening.

Me: You have the floor.

Pai: It is Sunday and we are about to go to a very large and very crowded shopping mall, but it cannot be helped. If we could go on any other day we would, but it has to be today. It is going to be horrible. There will be thousands of people, but we’ve survived Nework Airport so we know we can do anything.

Molly: (kicking and drooling)

Hank: We can do it!

Me: While remaining breezy, fabulous and unaffected.

Pai: You go ahead and be breezy and fabulous. I am going in like Bond, (starting the car) James Bond with a baby carrier.