Hank: (opening my computer to do some homework) Mama?
Hank: What is this on your computer?
Me: Oh, you mean my new wall paper? (giggling)
Me: Well, you’ve begun to question the validity of my threat to hang you on the clothes line as punishment.
Hank: Because you are joking.
Me: Am I? Are you sure?
Hank: (eyes like saucers)
Me: I thought you may need proof that it is indeed possible.
Hank: By your clothes, sure, but you always say that you are going to hang me by my toenails.
Me: I admit that I was unable to find photographic proof of that, but I am willing to test my theory.
Me: (grinning) Better keep your toenails trimmed, just in case.
Hank: (starting his homework) Good idea.