Hank: Mama, do you know how you’re always asking me if there were problems or drama at the end of my day after school?
Me: I do.
Hank: Well, there is drama.
Hank: Joana had her birthday party this weekend.
Me: I remember.
Hank: And I didn’t go because it was at one of those birthday party play places and I don’t like them. Too loud, too much, not for me.
Hank: Well, the song we are dancing our end of the year dance played at the play place so Joana and our colleagues danced the dance and Joana’s mom took a video and put the dance on YouTube.
Hank: THEY LEAKED THE DANCE!
Hank: The dance has been leaked. (arms up in surrender) Now everyone has seen the dance and it won’t be a surprise or special and this is a tragedy.
Me: Oh. I am sorry, Hank. I haven’t seen the dance. It wasn’t leaked to me.
Hank: Thank god you aren’t friends with any of the mothers at my school.
Me: (raising my index finger in the air to make an important point) On Facebook.
Hank: Right, yes… on Facebook because you are very nice and everyone wants to be your friend in real life.
Me: (smirking) Right.