(walking in to find Hank and his Pai (dad) in absolute hysterics)
Me: What in the world is this funny that you aren’t sharing it with me?
Pai: (literal tears streaming down his face) The Kardashians.
Me: Come again?
Hank: (practically hyperventilating) I am showing Pai (dad) how the Kardashians arrange their cookie jars.
Me: Am I in a parallel universe?
Pai: (pointing to Hank’s phone, blissfully overwhelmed) And how they eat Kit-Kats!
Me: Because they don’t eat Kit-Kat’s like the rest of us?
Pai: NO! (riots of laughter)
Hank: Mom, you have no idea.
Pai: They disassemble the Kit-Kat and eat it one layer at a time!
Me: Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Hank: And they put their cookies in a cookie jar like this (shows me his phone paused on a YouTube video).
Me: What the? Wait, how many cookies does it take to fill one jar?
Pai: Four and a half packages!
Me: Shut your face!
Hank: No, he’s right! She tells you how many in the video.
Me: First World Problems!
Pai: But I don’t understand why they do this because once exposed to the air the cookies go stale.
Hank: Well, they don’t really eat the cookies. They’re more for display.
Me: But they eat Kit-Kats apparently.
Pai: Everyone needs a vice.
Me: Bless their precious hearts.
Hank: Mom, you’ve gotta see this.
Me: Nope. Once lost I will never get that time back and I’d rather spend it reading a good book. She can go on and arrange her cookies, no judgement!
Pai: (still recovering, dabbing his eyes and giggling)
Hank: But mom it’s soooooooo funny!
Me: You do you, boys. Enjoy!
Pai: (returning to gut bending hysterics) Four and a half packages of cookies!