Me: Why are there gummy bears on the living room door?
Me: A pair of gummy bears is sitting on my living room door.
Hank: Hold on (abandons his homework). What the…
Me: I know, right! Did you do this?
Hank: No, I don’t even like gummy candy.
Me: Amália Sofia?
Molly: (in her bedroom) Sim?
Me: Can you come here, please?
Molly: I coming! (running into the living room, curls bouncing) I here!
Hank: Amália, how did these gummy bears sit on this door? Was it you?
Me: Was it the fairies?
Molly: OH! Those my friends. I no eat them. I love them.
Hank: Awe, that is so sweet.
Molly: (bouncing away) I eat them tomorrow.
Me: (riots of laughter)
Hank: You know what that was mom? That was savage. My sister is savage.
Me: (nodding, totally in love with my life)