Funny Food Avoidance

conversation with hank

Me: (finishes feeding her doll and herself soup and starts to leave the dinner table) Amália Sofia, where do you think  you’re going?

Molly: My Rapunzel needs to faz xixi (pee).

Me: But it is dinner time and we are all sitting down to the table together.

Molly: (with conviction) BUT MAMA, she needs to faz xixi (pee) in the bathroom and not in her cuecas (underwear)!

Me: Fair. Hustle and help Rapunzel faz xixi (pee) then return to the table to eat.

Molly: Okay. (Dashes off and returns to the table with no doll)

Me: MaGoo?

Molly: (pushing her dinner around her plate) Yes, mama.

Me: Where is Rapunzel?

Molly: She in the bathroom. She needs to be alone.

Me: And what is she doing in the bathroom.

Molly: Mama, I told you she has to faz xixi (pee)!

Me: Amália, is Rapunzel peeing on the toilet?

Molly: (aghast) Mama, no way. Rapunzel is biaxa de tornada (in the sink). The toilet is too too dangerous. She could f- (undistinguishable over the hubbub of the dinner table) in!

Me: She could FART in?

Hank: Nooooo, (laughing) she said she could fall in!

Molly: (positively purple with laughter) YES! She could FART IN! (hysterical)

Me: Could totally happen.

Hank: (giggling)

Me: One wild fart and that doll would be swimming, The toilet is far too dangerous for dolls.

Molly: Fart! (rockets of laughter) Fart in!!!! That is a good one, mama.