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No One Ever Called Her Dumb… Not One Day

conversations with hank and molly

Me: Alright, my dear, it is time to get dressed.

Molly: No.

Me: Excuse me?

Molly: No, thank you.

Me: Better, but still not an option.

Molly: I want to stay in my pajamas.

Me: Again, not an option. Every day is an adventure and your adventure awaits.

Molly: I do my adventure in my pajamas. It fine. (patting her belly, nodding)

Me: Name one aventureira (adventurer) who wears pajamas.

Molly: PJ Masks.

Me: (interior monologue: shiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt)

Molly:

Me: (eureka expression) Yes, but they only wear their pajamas at night. Clearly, morning has broken.

Molly: Oh man! (sticks her arms up in surrender to get dressed)

Me: (pulling her pajamas over her head, whisper scream) Success.

Molly: Excuse me?

Me: Nothing. (smiling, pulling a t-shirt over her head, victorious)