Me: Alright, my dear, it is time to get dressed.
Me: Excuse me?
Molly: No, thank you.
Me: Better, but still not an option.
Molly: I want to stay in my pajamas.
Me: Again, not an option. Every day is an adventure and your adventure awaits.
Molly: I do my adventure in my pajamas. It fine. (patting her belly, nodding)
Me: Name one aventureira (adventurer) who wears pajamas.
Molly: PJ Masks.
Me: (interior monologue: shiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt)
Me: (eureka expression) Yes, but they only wear their pajamas at night. Clearly, morning has broken.
Molly: Oh man! (sticks her arms up in surrender to get dressed)
Me: (pulling her pajamas over her head, whisper scream) Success.
Molly: Excuse me?
Me: Nothing. (smiling, pulling a t-shirt over her head, victorious)