Molly: (finishes feeding her doll and herself soup and starts to leave the dinner table)
Me: Amália Sofia, where do you think you’re going?
Molly: My Rapunzel needs to faz xixi (pee).
Me: But it is dinner time and we are all sitting down to the table together.
Molly: (with conviction) BUT MAMA, she needs to faz xixi (pee) in the bathroom and not in her cuecas (underwear)!
Me: Fair. Hustle and help Rapunzel faz xixi (pee) then return to the table to eat.
Molly: Okay. (Dashes off and returns to the table with no doll)
Molly: (pushing her dinner around her plate) Yes, mama.
Me: Where is Rapunzel?
Molly: She in the bathroom. She needs to be alone.
Me: And what is she doing in the bathroom.
Molly: Mama, I told you she has to faz xixi (pee)!
Me: (envisioning fishing her barbie out of the toilet bowl) Amália, is Rapunzel peeing on the toilet?
Molly: (aghast) Mama, no way. Rapunzel is biaxa de tornada (in the sink). The toilet is too too dangerous. She could f- (undistinguishable over the hubbub of the dinner table) in!
Me: She could FART in?
Hank: Nooooo, MOM (laughing) she said she could fall in!
Molly: (positively purple with laughter) YES! She could FART IN! (hysterical)
Me: Could totally happen.
Me: One wild fart and that doll would be swimming, The toilet is far too dangerous for dolls.
Molly: Fart! (rockets of laughter) Fart in!!!! That is a good one, mama.